Momus, self-styled 'Sex-Through-Gauze Easy Listening Composer', has gone to Bastille, where he is waiting patiently in the lobby of trendy Radio Nova for his interview on their Trance Cocktail show. But (the fool!) he has come two days late! Ariel Wizman is not here! The cleaners start sweeping up under his feet. Quick, click his smart drink can to wake him up!