It's the Sans Sanz Bar, Bastille. Ariel has turned up and is giving everyone a boredom ranking. Anthony is number 1, Rafael 2, Vicky 3, Laila 4 and Shazna 5. (Momus probably has a special category of his own). Someone discovers there's some Polaroid film left, so everyone bunches up and pretends they're having a Roman Orgy... All except Momus, who is posing as Gore Vidal on the inside flap of the hardback edition of 'Caligula'. You'd better click his crooked finger to snap him out of this pretentious pose.