Thought For The Day
Thought For The Day
Dance Partner

I don't know why, but this year I feel the need to dance. Perhaps it's because I spend so much time in front of my computer, and need to use my muscles. But it's also because there just isn't anything that makes me feel better than dressing up and zooming around inside the stereo image of something like Cassius's 99 Remix played at maximum volume.

I'm looking for someone in the London area who just wants to go to lots of clubs and dance this year. You can be any gender you like, of any ethnic origin, but will preferably be skinny and weak, wild and orgiastic, a total fashion victim, and have no dayjob.

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Person Of The Month
Liane Balaban
Aged 18, Liane Balaban has just played the lead in New Waterford Girls, a film directed by Allan Moyle (best-known for 'Pump Up The Volume'). This film, shot on Cape Breton, will be premiered at the 1999 Toronto Film Festival. Liane is sure to become the 21st century's answer to Audrey Hepburn and Winona Ryder. I'm a bit reluctant to share her with you, actually, but here she is. Because, as Devoto once put it, 'I desire you for ever... and everyone'.